Straight Up

I promise to always be as up front with you as much as i humanly can. If I am going to hand off the hot potato, and i know the music is about to end, you will be the first to know.

I know, you may not always like what I have to say, but at least you’ll know I didn’t bullshit you, or waste your time.

Even if it means that there is a heaving, writhing mass of tentacles and teethy death waiting for you beneath the sand, I’m gonna give you a heads up. Be it hand-written countdown while sitting behind the wheel, to a college kid hucking himself voluntarily into your wood chipper, you will, from me, have advance warning of the unpleasantness.

Cuz man, I REALLY hate that shit.

That’s all I wanted to say.