So no post last night, several the day before.

Today is a simple, straightforward message.

Happy Anniversary to my beautiful wife Samantha.

I love you more than anything, and am so fortunate to share my life with you.

I thought for sure that after the chlorophyll wore off, and you’d figured out the locking mechanism to the shed in the back yard, that you would have run away. Screaming.

But you stayed. Admittedly, the electric fence helped. We worked it out. We built a life. Had amazing children, and each day gets better and better.

Ours is a relationship built on honesty. On friendship, and on trust.

So in light of that, I think its time I take the ankle restraint off. One of them, anyways.

Sorry. That was for my personal diary. I digress.

I love you Babe. You have given me more than just love and purpose. You have given me a home for my heart. Also, you laugh at my jokes, which I really appreciate.

Thank you, Samantha, for being with me, and for being a part of me.

I couldn’t bear to be apart from you.

But its our kids, Sam. Somethings got to be done about our kids!!!!