Let me be perfectly clear:
There is no force, inside or outside of this Universe, that will ever affect me so strongly, in any manner or form, as to cause me to turn my back on my wife.
She is the single greatest thing to have ever happened to me.
Like, fucking literally.
Don’t get me wrong: I love our children. They are frantic, wonderful little creatures of tremendous energy and spirit. They often piss me off. But that’s ok. They are kids, not terrorists, for fucks sake.
Without Her, however, there would be no point.
This shouldn’t be something (any of) you SPECIFICALLY need to be reminded about. Although I suppose it doesn’t hurt to listen. If (any of) you can afford the time to come down off that high horse you have shoved up your ass(es).
This is my proverbial rooftop, and motherfucker(s), I am most definitely shouting.
Because there is nothing I hate more, than some asshole who assumes that he (or she) suggests otherwise.
Nobody knows better than me, just how much more my life is worth, with Her as a part of it.
She is ALL I need.
Everything else gets to wait in line.