I suppose I’m overdue for something pithy and full of vinegar.
Perhaps a smattering of smarmy, eye-winking, gum-smacking soliloquys carefully crafted to tickle your funny bone and lighten your loafers.
Better yet, an eloquent barrage of verbal velvet, gyrating languidly in the back of your pre-frontal cortex, abducting the daily doldrums out of their slumber, and into full on neural rave mode.
To finish, I could tie together the subtle and no so subtle poppity-pop culture club refs and riffs with swimmingly gentle ease and mighty mighty deft tone ninja reflexes.
The final parting shot, a clever rehash of the overall jive I’m laying down.
But I’m not going to do that.
To be honest, I realized I should probably put something up this month.
Here’s mud in your eye.