Late night snacks are a slippery slope.
It is generally considered a bad idea to eat before bed.
But if you must – and I usually do – its best to have something light yet filling.
My second oldest son was nice enough to get me a bowl of corn flakes.
In doing so, he promtply drowned the fucking flakes.
Like full on capsized the poor little things.
There were screams. Entire clans of corn flakes flailing uselessly against the milky surf.
I am now eating a larger portion than previously planned.