Two points:

1) I mean A) I really dislike headaches.

B) sorry, 2) I also don’t enjoy crowds.

In regards to the primary article, for some reason, I’ve been wrestling with an inordinate number of them lately.

Which sucks balls.

Not that at anytime could a headache be misconstrued as enjoyable. Unless you are in to that sort of thing. I, personally, am not.

Water. Food. Caffeine.

Nothing seems to be helpful.

I don’t like taking Tylenol as a rule. So like any red-blooded male, I stubbornly suffer through it.

Although, now that I think about it, that’s probably a fairly stupid approach. Mostly due to the fact it doesn’t work. Like, ever.

As far my second point goes, I need to clarify.

I don’t mind small gatherings. One-on-one visits with friends or close family members is fine. Mall-going throngs are not my cup of tea. It makes my teeth itch.

They tend to lead to an increased amount of stress, frustration and headaches.

Wow. I literally didn’t see that coming.

My overarching theme here is unexpected and unwanted …stuff.

It isn’t fun. I will sometimes have to deal with both at inopportune times, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it. Because I don’t.

Also they totally screwed up our order at Starbucks.

Ow. My head.

Do Not Want.